Bundled & Unfiltered: Sweater Weather Comedy Show!
Join us for a night where the knitwear is soft but the punchlines are sharp. As mid-November settles in, we’re bringing together the region’s funniest comedians to peel back the layers of holiday stress, family dynamics, and the struggle of surviving “cuffing season.” It’s the ultimate seasonal vibe: cozy enough for a first date, but honest enough to keep it real! Headliner: Don “Jream” Hines Webiste | Facebook | InstagramDon Hines AKA “JREAM” was blessed with the gift of comedy. As a young boy growing up in North Carolina, he would take his trials and tribulations and turn those experiences into laughter. He was always the center of attention, especially at family and friend gatherings. He always loved to make people laugh, especially his family. He used laughter as a means of bonding the family together particularly during times of struggles. The moment of truth came when he stepped out on faith in 2005. He entered the Tri-State talent show at Delaware State University. The competition was fierce and he was the only comedian to perform against a wide variety of incredible talent. It was in 2005 that he won first place, he has not stopped. Later in 2005 he gave his life to Christ and JREAM (Jesus Rules Everything Around Me) was born. Feature: Tim Conniff Website | Facebook | Instagram Tim Conniff is a stand up comedian known for his unique blend of clean comedy and a powerful message about stepping out of one’s comfort zone. He spent 30 years focused on his corporate career and family before rediscovering his passion for the stand up comedy stage. Tim transformed himself from a nervous first-timer to hosting comedy shows. Host: Keith Purnell Website | Youtube | FacebookKeith is one of the fastest rising comics from Delaware. He’s a high energy performer whose quick wit, style, and fast pace humor make him a hit and personal favorite of audiences young and old. He performs at Comedy Clubs across the country and has appeared on Television and in Movies. He was a winner in the Howard Stern “Kill or Be Killed” Comedy Competition and was the Philadelphia Regional winner in the Sierra Mist Next Great Comic Comedy Competition. Keith has had appearances on Last Comic Standing and is gaining a reputation as the next rising star.
Pumpkin Spice & Punchlines: A Fall Flavored Comedy
Get ready to spice up your October with a night of side-splitting stand-up that’s anything but basic! Pumpkin Spice & Punchlines brings together a killer lineup of comedians ready to roast everything from hayrides to haunted houses. Whether you’re a fan of flannel, fall, or just laughing till you cry… this cozy-comedy night is brewed just for you! Headliner: The Legendary WidFacebookThe Wid Is a very funny veteran comedian who uses props. he is known nationwide and has worked with everyone from Bill Hicks to Jonathan Winters. He has been seen on Comedy Central to ABC, Showtime, HBO. Feature: John KensilInstagramJohn has performed in the Boston Comedy Festival and the Las Vegas Comedy Festival. He has written for the Tonight Show, and his work has appeared in Rolling Stone magazine. Opener: Nancy BurkettWebsiteNancy Burkett brings a mixup of edgy adult humor, drawing from her experience as a public high school teacher, while raising two daughters and doing the on-line dating. She’ll have you wishing that your teachers –and your mom– had been this blunt… and this funny! Host: Keith PurnellWebsiteKeith is one of the fastest rising comics from Delaware. He’s a high energy performer whose quick wit, style, and fast pace humor make him a hit and personal favorite of audiences young and old. He performs at Comedy Clubs across the country and has appeared on Television and in Movies. He was a winner in the Howard Stern “Kill or Be Killed” Comedy Competition and was the Philadelphia Regional winner in the Sierra Mist Next Great Comic Comedy Competition. Keith has had appearances on Last Comic Standing and is gaining a reputation as the next rising star. So watch out America, he’s coming your way, be prepared, he’s armed with Laffs!
Mayhem in May: Stand-Up Comedy
As the flowers bloom and the days get brighter, we’re turning up the heat with a stand-up comedy showcase packed with sharp wit, bold punchlines, and some of the region’s funniest rising stars. It’s the perfect way to kick off the season—fresh laughs for a fresh month. Headliner: Johnny WatsonWebsite | Instagram | TwitterNew Jersey’s Not-So-Tough-Guy Comedian, Johnny Watson comes under many descriptions: Dynamic, Relatable, Professional, and most important of all, Very, Very Funny. Johnny Watson is a nice guy comedian who can perform anywhere and under any circumstance. Once Johnny finds his “zone” he’s all there. Feature: Christopher MorrisFacebookChristopher Morris is a comedian and actor from Philadelphia who has been performing for 25 years. He has opened for such stars as Bobby Rydell and Josh Blue (last comic standing). And has starred in movies Kids In America with Julie bowen( modern family), Malik Yoba(New York Undercover) and George Wendt( cheers), 99 Percents Sure and most recently teamed back up with George Wendt from cheers to co star in Stealing a Survivor with Gervase Peterson from Survivor. He has his first dramatic role coming soon in the movie Sagacity. Chris blends self deprecating humor with old jokes and crowd work to make a night of laughter and fun that you will remember. Host: Keith Purnell Website | YouTube | FacebookKeith is one of the fastest rising comics from Delaware. He’s a high energy performer whose quick wit, style, and fast pace humor make him a hit and personal favorite of audiences young and old. He performs at Comedy Clubs across the country and has appeared on Television and in Movies. He was a winner in the Howard Stern “Kill or Be Killed” Comedy Competition and was the Philadelphia Regional winner in the Sierra Mist Next Great Comic Comedy Competition. Keith has had appearances on Last Comic Standing and is gaining a reputation as the next rising star.
Jingle Laughs: Holiday Stand-Up Comedy Spectacular!
Get ready to sleigh your way into stitches of laughter! Join us for a side-splitting evening of festive fun at ‘Jingle Laughs’ – where holiday humor takes center stage! Headliner: Vince ValentineWebsite | Instagram | FacebookA Philadelphia native, Vince has been performing and touring nationally in the one man ,Broadway hit “Defending the Caveman” since 2003. It is the longest running One Person show in Broadway history, has been translated into over 50 languages and produced all over the world.Headliner: Peaches RodriguezFacebook | Twitter | YoutubePeaches Rodriguez is stand-up comic with over 12 years experience in New York City clubs. She is also a writer/Actor who has been featured on the “Paula Abdul Dance Show: Live to Dance” on CBS. Peaches, a self proclaimed Gangsta Cougar, is an established Comic/Dancer entertainer with monster credits in both fields. Recent credits CBS, U.S.O. for the Troops in the Middle East and performing at the Tropicana Hotel & Casino in Atlantic City. Feature: Linette PalladinoWebsite | Twitter | InstagramLinette’s comedy draws on her life as a mom, wife and veteran. She has performed at clubs and festivals all over the United States, and internationally. From Iceland to Hong Kong and for the troops in Iraq, Linette has seen it all. She has opened for some of America’s best comics including Dave Attell, and Carole Montgomery. She was one of five nationwide finalists in the HBO Latino Stand-up Competition, wepaaaa! And, most recently, she earned the top block as Jersey’s Funniest Female. Host: Keith Purnell Website | YouTube | Facebook Keith is one of the fastest rising comics from Delaware. He’s a high energy performer whose quick wit, style, and fast pace humor make him a hit and personal favorite of audiences young and old. He performs at Comedy Clubs across the country and has appeared on Television and in Movies. He was a winner in the Howard Stern “Kill or Be Killed” Comedy Competition and was the Philadelphia Regional winner in the Sierra Mist Next Great Comic Comedy Competition. Keith has had appearances on Last Comic Standing and is gaining a reputation as the next rising star.
“Dragsgiving” – It’s Giving THANKS Drag Show
Celebrate the spirit of gratitude and fabulousness this holiday season with the most extraordinary event of the year – Dragsgiving at the Milton Theatre! Get ready to be dazzled and delighted as the fiercest queens take the stage for a one-of-a-kind Thanksgiving extravaganza. Join us for an evening of spectacular performances, jaw-dropping costumes, and non-stop entertainment that will leave you begging for more. Our talented cast of drag superstars will deliver a show like no other, infusing the traditional Thanksgiving festivities with a healthy dose of glitter, humor, and pure glamour. About Magnolia Applebottom FacebookMagnolia Applebottom is a world class cabaret performer from Jackson, Mississippi. Mrs. Applebottom is a mid-life crisis at its finest. She’s kooky, she’s cool, she barley finished school but she knows how to put a smile on any face. So like her page and share her antics with your friends. Maybe go to a Magnolia Applebottom show!
F*CK New Year’s Resolutions: Stand-Up Comedy Show!
Ring in the New Year with belly laughs at our uproarious stand-up comedy extravaganza! Join us for a night of non-stop chuckles, as top comedians deliver hilarious takes on resolutions, holiday mishaps, and everything in between. Get ready to laugh your way into 2024! Headliner: Johnny WatsonWebsite | Instagram | TwitterNew Jersey’s Not-So-Tough-Guy Comedian, Johnny Watson comes under many descriptions: Dynamic, Relatable, Professional, and most important of all, Very, Very Funny. Johnny Watson is a nice guy comedian who can perform anywhere and under any circumstance. Once Johnny finds his “zone” he’s all there.Feature: Troy MooreTwitterTroy Moore WInner of the Cabaret Comedy Clubs funniest comic contest. Opener: Lon KiefferWebsite | Youtube Lon Kieffer, RN, MBA, NHA, “retired” as a professional comedian in 1986… and “let humor work” as he became a widely respected expert on Caregiver Leadership in the Senior Living Industry! Now he and a team of personally chosen professional Comics are “EnterTraining” the “55+ Community” with Clean Stand Up Comedy!Host: Keith Purnell Website | YouTube | Facebook Keith is one of the fastest rising comics from Delaware. He’s a high energy performer whose quick wit, style, and fast pace humor make him a hit and personal favorite of audiences young and old. He performs at Comedy Clubs across the country and has appeared on Television and in Movies. He was a winner in the Howard Stern “Kill or Be Killed” Comedy Competition and was the Philadelphia Regional winner in the Sierra Mist Next Great Comic Comedy Competition. Keith has had appearances on Last Comic Standing and is gaining a reputation as the next rising star. So watch out America, he’s coming your way, be prepared, he’s armed with Laffs!
Hot In July: A Comedy Chill Out!
Join us for an uproarious evening filled with sizzling jokes and cool vibes. Our lineup of talented comedians will have you laughing your way through the sweltering July heat. Grab your friends and come chill with us for a night of side-splitting humor and refreshing laughs. Headliner: Derek LeeFacebook | Instagram | Website Derek Lee has mesmerized many an audience around the country with his innovative magic. His sleight-of-hand skill and presentation of illusions are world-class and have earned him rave reviews from customers and peers alike. The Philadelphia-born Lee has performing since 1996 and has earned raves for his high energy magic and comedy performances.Feature: Steve RinaldiWebsite | Facebook | YoutubeSteve Rinaldi’s comedy career started when he decided to sign up for an open mic night in his hometown of Philadelphia back in 2012. From there he would go out night after night working on finding his comedic voice at local bars and comedy clubs around the Philadelphia area. In 2015, Steve made his way out to Chicago where he took improv classes at both the Second City & IO. Steve worked Chicago comedy clubs like Laugh Factory, Zanies, & Jokes & Notes. He now performs regularly at the Funny Bone Comedy Clubs up north, and has became a regular in the Atlantic City Comedy scene. Steve brings you into his world of “South Philly Italian” which means topics consist of a lot of family, relationship, and disfunction throughout his set.Host: Keith Purnell Website | YouTube | Facebook Keith is one of the fastest rising comics from Delaware. He’s a high energy performer whose quick wit, style, and fast pace humor make him a hit and personal favorite of audiences young and old. He performs at Comedy Clubs across the country and has appeared on Television and in Movies. He was a winner in the Howard Stern “Kill or Be Killed” Comedy Competition and was the Philadelphia Regional winner in the Sierra Mist Next Great Comic Comedy Competition. Keith has had appearances on Last Comic Standing and is gaining a reputation as the next rising star. So watch out America, he’s coming your way, be prepared, he’s armed with Laffs!
Polar Express Pajama Party! & Film Screening – 10AM
This Holiday Season… Believe! Fun pre-show activities! Come in comfy pajamas and invite your friends!Available for purchase: special PEPPERMINT HOT CHOCOLATE and COOKIES! “Step aboard the Polar Express Pajama Party at Milton Theatre – Where Dreams Come to Life! Join us on a magical journey in your coziest pajamas, as we embark on an unforgettable adventure filled with holiday spirit and heartwarming joy. Be whisked away to a world of wonder, where hot cocoa flows and the spirit of Christmas is alive. Experience the enchantment of the Polar Express on the big screen, surrounded by friends and family, all in the comfort of your favorite PJs. Don’t miss this one-of-a-kind cinematic event that will warm your heart and ignite the magic of the season. All aboard the Polar Express Pajama Party at Milton Theatre – Where Christmas dreams take flight!” Polar Express (2004) | Rated G On the night of Christmas Eve, a boy (Voiced by Daryl Sabara) is growing bitterly skeptical of the existence of Santa Claus. As he struggles to sleep, he is roused by a steam locomotive, Polar Express, bound for the North Pole. He boards the train and embarks on the journey of a lifetime as he rediscovers his belief in Santa Claus and the Christmas Spirit. The Polar Express is a 2004 American 3D computer-animated film based on the 1985 children’s book of the same name by Chris Van Allsburg, who also served as one of the executive producers on the film. The film was written, produced, and directed by Robert Zemeckis. The film stars Daryl Sabara, Nona Gaye, Jimmy Bennett, and Eddie Deezen, with Tom Hanks in six distinct roles. The film also included a performance by Tinashe at age 9, who later gained exposure as a pop singer in the 2010s, as the CGI-model for the female protagonist.
Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling – Comedy Special
Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling is a comedian, radio personality,actor, author and a singer/songwriter. For eighteen years (1983-2001) he was Head Writer and a cast member on radio & television’s Howard Stern Show. Headliner: Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling Website | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling is a comedian, radio personality, actor, author and singer/songwriter. For eighteen years (1983-2001) he was head writer and a cast member on radio & television’s nationwide Howard Stern Show. Jackie has headlined comedy shows coast-to-coast since 1979 and has been seen in multiple films and on countless television shows. Born and raised in East Norwich, Long Island, Jackie graduated in 1966 from Oyster Bay High School and earned a degree in Mechanical Engineering from Michigan State University in 1971. His autobiography, “The Joke Man: Bow To Stern,” was released October 2017. Currently, you can hear Jackie on tiktok.com/@jackiemartling or by “Using Your Finger” and dialing Jackie’s joke line, (516) 922-WINE. You can follow Jackie on Twitter, @JackieMartling IKA Collective’s “Joke Man,” a feature-length documentary about Jackie’s life & career, will be released on July 18, 2023.All of Jackie’s appearances are always on jokeland.com, and to make personal contact, you can always drop him a line, [email protected]: Peter Bales Website | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram Peter Bales has appeared as a stand-up comedian at countless comedy clubs and corporate functions nationwide. He has appeared on a variety of networks including Comedy Central, Lifetime, MTV, VH-1, FOX, A&E and SiriusXM. He is currently the cohost of the new podcast Stand-Up Memories with Jackie Martling.
Smokus Pocus: A 420 Magic Show
Arrive Baked. Leave Bewildered. (21+ Event)Surround yourself with great vibes at the mind-blowing night out that will leave you gasping at tricks that are so trippy you’ll be asking “what the f—?!”. Innovative feats of magic are fused with the world of weed as magician and cannabis connoisseur Ben Zabin takes audiences on a journey of Dank Debauchery.Witness a spectacle packed with tokes, jokes, & tricks- Jars of bud will appear, lighters will come to life, and bongs will bend reality in an unforgettable performance experience designed to enthrall both the stoned and sober.”Within the confines of this captivating performance, not a single leaf of marijuana finds its way into the realm of consumption.” – due to state regulations, consumption inside the venue is not permitted, however you’re more than welcome to arrive baked & leave bewildered! About Ben Zabin Website | Smokus Pocus | Youtube | InstagramMagician & Cannabis ConnoisseurCannabis connoisseur Ben Zabin has spent most of his life onstage performing 1000+ magic shows for global audiences.After living a dual life of doing magic shows on cruise ships while simultaneously running a strong weed hustle, Zabin left those worlds to combine his passions of magic and cannabis to create Smokus Pocus. Since the first performance in May of 2021 in Portland, OR, Smokus Pocus has since toured throughout the US and Canada, staged multiple sold-out extended runs in Brooklyn, and became the first 420-themed attraction in Las Vegas during a residency in 2023 at AREA15. Comedy Opener: Keith PurnellKeith is one of the fastest rising comics from Delaware. He’s a high energy performer whose quick wit, style, and fast pace humor makes him a hit and personal favorite of audiences young and old. He was a winner in the Howard Stern “Kill or Be Killed” Comedy Competition and was the Philadelphia Regional winner in the Sierra Mist Next Great Comic Comedy Competition.